The Hunting Lease

[sully]

The hunting lease has seen a lot more happenings since September. The bullfrog hunting and frog leg fry was good. Fischer ran staight into the tank and sank about knee deep in mud. Dove never got going. And Scheu shot his first buck.

Scheu is leading the Shiner Bock Hunter of the Year by a very large margin, but not sure exacly what the score is. We're all way behind. Fischer's walk on water attempt may have earned him the poll spot in the Keystone Light Unsmooth Moment, going into deer season.

All the feeders, stands, feeder pens and cameras are running. Fischer and I will be out there this Thursday through Monday, so should be a good time. We'll keep you updated.

[fischer]

That pretty much sums it up.

Figured I had to win something this year, might as well be the Keyston Light Unsmooth Moment award.

[sully]

Scheu is killing us in the Hunter of the Year Award. The deer hunting sucked this past weekend, but he ended up shooting a fox. No other kills on the weekend besides a few beers. Picked up our deer meat from a couple weeks ago and had the Great Sausage Cookoff of 2010. My sausage beat Fisch and Scheu's by a landslide vote of 5 to 0. M&M Deer Processing in Zephyr will get the rest of our business. Great time even though the hunting was subpar.

[sully]

So, I guess I can talk about this now...

Remember when Fisch and Finch pranked my stand by hanging beer bottles and cans like wind chimes from all my windows? Well, I got Fischer back last weekend. On my way out the the lease, I stopped in at the EZGo in Glen Rose for a few items. Got to the checkout with a 30-pack of stones, a roll of duct tape, and two periodicals (Plumpers and Milf Mania 2). A little awkward, but worth it. I was shocked to find that these periodicals cost $20, but the payoff was gonna be epic.

Next, I get to the lease with Scheu, Brandon and Finch, and we hunt all weekend. On the last day, Finch and I go down to Fischer's stand and wallpaper the thing with the pics from the magazines. I mean, covered it up. These weren't your classy Playboy type photos either. I'm talking the hardest of hardcore. Full frontal closeups, full back closeups, certain liquids dripping off faces and out of mouths. I mean this stuff was just nasty. Real nasty. I'm uncomfortable talking about it on a public forum. Sorry to all who stumble across this. Most of the pics were of girls well beyond 300 lbs too. The entire inside of the blind was covered up in them.

Just for good measure, we also attached several to the trees right outside of the blind, so when he got all those interior ones ripped down, he'd still have to worry about those.

Well, that evening, Finch and I decided to hunt out of it, since it was closest to the house. Minor bump in the road, but no harm done, and he shot a spike out of it. Then we headed home. I have some pics I can send just so you know the severity, so PM me your email address if you want to see them. Will not post on this thread.

Then, we find out that guess who is going hunting with Fischer next weekend...his lovely wife Julie! Oh man this prank just got way better. In our minds, they're going to crawl into the blind one morning in the dark, and as the sun gradually rises, realized they are surrounded by a world of the dirtiest porn you can find. I mean this stuff was dirty too. Oh man, we couldn't quit thinking about it and laughing about it all week.

Once they got there Friday night, he had some suspicions we would be getting him since he was the only one that didn't show up last weekend. So he drove out to the stand and bingo. Pranked. Not as good as it could have been but still good. And Jules was with him, but not subjected to the scene like she would have been if she stepped into the blind that next morning, while Fischer held the door open for her. Now that would have been ideal.

Either way, it was a good prank.

[P. Marf]

Solid! I love it, I wish it would have worked out to perfection. Fischer needs to tell the story about the prank pulled on the great Bret Farris in high school. It is related to this one in a way.

[fischer]

yeah, it was a good prank that sully pulled. Expensive, but good.


Doyle was with me on the Bret prank. What was so great about that one is that we pulled it off perfectly. It couldn't have gone any better.

[P. Marf]

Everything had to happen perfectly and you couldn't have askedfor a better string of events.

[The River Assassin]

Let's hear the story then

[fischer]

We were in High School.

To understand the prank you have to know a couple of things:
1.) my truck keys opened Bret's truck
2.) His glove box had a habit of falling open when someone shut the door hard.

All of our friends were out on dates. Doyle and I were hanging out and were bored. We knew Bret was on his first date with a girl he really liked.

Somehow we found out where Bret's truck was parked (they were riding with someone else).

We went and bought a couple of dirty magazines, some vaseline, a box of condoms, and some other cream stuff that was for itching or something.

We opened his truck, pulled the glove box open and spread all the stuff we bought out onto the truck seat like the glove box had fallen open.

When he opened the door for her at the end of the evening she got a nice surprise. She FREAKED OUT. Yelling, screaming. She hopped out of the car calling him a pervert. Bret knew exactly what had taken place. It took him quite a while to explain the situation to her. After that, they had a great laugh about it, and they dated for a very long time.

[P. Marf]

I lobbed it to Fisch but I forgot that he never swings at the first pitch.

[fischer]

Didn't want to bore y'all with a story if no one wanted to hear it.

[P. Marf]

Well I requested it. Am I not enough? Surely the combo of Finch and I are enough to get the story.

[fischer]

I told it.

[P. Marf]

Weird, I totally missed that. Well I thank you then.

[P. Marf]

Dec 13, 2010 14:55:24 GMT -5 fischer said:

We were in High School.

To understand the prank you have to know a couple of things:
1.) my truck keys opened Bret's truck
2.) His glove box had a habit of falling open when someone shut the door hard.

All of our friends were out on dates. Doyle and I were hanging out and were bored. We knew Bret was on his first date with a girl he really liked.

Somehow we found out where Bret's truck was parked (they were riding with someone else).

We went and bought a couple of dirty magazines, some vaseline, a box of condoms, and some other cream stuff that was for itching or something.

We opened his truck, pulled the glove box open and spread all the stuff we bought out onto the truck seat like the glove box had fallen open.

When he opened the door for her at the end of the evening she got a nice surprise. She FREAKED OUT. Yelling, screaming. She hopped out of the car calling him a pervert. Bret knew exactly what had taken place. It took him quite a while to explain the situation to her. After that, they had a great laugh about it, and they dated for a very long time.

Not as great as I remembered it. Maybe you embellished it when you told it live. Cause I thought you had put everything in the glovebox and bret opened the passenger side door for her to let her in and when he shut it the glove box flew open exposing the naughtiness. Either way its still good but I remembered it better.