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Post by Ticket Mouse on Jul 27, 2006 16:44:08 GMT -5
What do y'all think of the Man Laws?
The Man Law states that you cannot ask a man to help you move who you have known for less than one year's time. So that puts Zach, Mikeinftworth, and RP in the clear. Fischer, Harvey, and Finch, I wouldn't want your help and I know you wouldn't give a shit to do so even if you were in this area. When you ask a man for help, you cannot ask for another two years. In all seriousness, a man should never ask another man to help move. If two men are moving stuff it should be because they are moving in together. And certainly, the last person you should ask is a man with a truck. Rent your own or get a trailer...don't doodoo up my truck bed like you did the Superbowl.
Also, you cannot date a girl who your friend dated unless she is extremely hot and it has been more than six months. I have always wondered how Fischer would feel if one of us were to date Natalie.
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sully
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Post by sully on Jul 27, 2006 18:52:56 GMT -5
Where did that come from? Dating another friends ex is definately unacceptable. I wouldn't care how much hate I had for her. If you're nailing her, we are no longer friends.
There's your Man Law.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Jul 28, 2006 9:12:47 GMT -5
The girl thing I heard on the radio yesterday. Its interesting. I dated 2 of one of my buddy's exes. One he knew about, one he didn't.
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Post by Baron Von Bodybag on Jul 28, 2006 11:20:22 GMT -5
I think their take on dating somebody's ex is a little bit silly, just going for a laugh I guess.
Maybe if you are in high school you can get away with dating somebody's ex, but I couldn't see it flying for me and my friends anymore - no matter how hot.
Maybe a chick that one of us just dated for a couple of weeks and it didn't really work.
The man laws are stupid.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Jul 28, 2006 11:33:30 GMT -5
Do I detect a little gayness? |
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Post by Harv on Jul 30, 2006 21:32:37 GMT -5
*anxiously awaiting fischer's reply*
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Post by The River Assassin on Jul 31, 2006 15:04:39 GMT -5
I give two shits if my friends date my ex. I might advise against since I had a reason to no longer date her, but if they wanna plow my sloppy seconds then by all means do so. Plus if your friend eats her out you can ask them what your dick taste like.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Jul 31, 2006 15:10:10 GMT -5
I've always tried to ignore that fact. I think that's why we all appreciate the virgin.
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Post by Baron Von Bodybag on Jul 31, 2006 15:12:46 GMT -5
Well, its just like, if Rodney wants to date one of my ex girlfriends, it would make for some awkward situations. I don't know, it seems like there are enough girls in the world that you could just leave that one alone.
Also, my saying that the man laws are stupid is not gay. The beer commercial man laws are not real, they are part of an ad campaign. Some of them are right on, but I take them with a grain of salt.
Also, whats up with the one about carrying the beer with your finger in the hole? Who does that? Who would ever think of doing that? Did I miss something there? I have never seen anybody hand another person a beer that they are holding by sticking their finger in the opening. I have seen somebody carry a beer to the trash can like that.
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sully
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Post by sully on Jul 31, 2006 18:48:50 GMT -5
*anxiously awaiting fischer's reply* What's this about? Fischer, care to explain? |
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Jul 31, 2006 18:49:44 GMT -5
Yeah, I've never seen even the biggest tool poking their fingers in a bottle.
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Post by The River Assassin on Aug 1, 2006 11:26:36 GMT -5
yeah those are the hollywood manlaws, we need to make the Texas manlaws
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Post by Baron Von Bodybag on Aug 1, 2006 12:52:56 GMT -5
There you go.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Aug 1, 2006 13:05:45 GMT -5
Speaking of the biggest tool...I opened up this summers edition of Texas Music and on the 3rd page was an add for lonestarmusic.com and Harvey's best friend Kozelsky was right there...comb over and all...
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sully
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Post by sully on Aug 1, 2006 17:35:45 GMT -5
WTF? This guy is getting way too much pub. on the RP50PR board. Here's an idea...let's all join boards of other bands and recruit to this one?
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