I give up on humanity

[Ticket Mouse]

I got this email from a chick today. I ran grammar check and it froze my computer:

Our Process is get Hud to review , Make Changes if Needed Send to QA for Approval Once Approved Then Send out Closing Docs When we get the Hud We Can Shoot for EOB today For a Closing for the 26th if I get the Hud and Survey today But Our attorney Needs that Survey for there Attorney Package Also So that we can Send out the Final Closing package As Well …



This stupid B can take the time to capitalize EVERY damn common noun but can't figure out where the effin period key is?

[Jennifer]

Awesome.

I have a Chinese coworker who sends emails like these, only she forgets words, mixed them up, etc. Makes my damn head hurt.

Something like.....

I have TB patient to be see on December 28, dot services, you can see patient when I go out town?

[Ticket Mouse]

This girl's name is Amber.

[P. Marf]

I can already tell I hate Amber.

[Ticket Mouse]

I hate Amber, people, and America.