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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 19, 2008 11:36:48 GMT -5
I sent this to my mom and he reply was: Fish Fry!!
I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Post by The River Assassin on May 19, 2008 11:41:54 GMT -5
I was going to make a comment but I think it would prompt Sarah to try and send me to diversity training again.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 19, 2008 11:45:40 GMT -5
You can make the Asian side of that joke. They are touchable. They'll buy it from you right there.
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fischer
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Post by fischer on May 19, 2008 13:19:38 GMT -5
Finch wasn't talking about asians...
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 19, 2008 15:51:50 GMT -5
I know...
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 19, 2008 16:03:56 GMT -5
When I was young, my cousin would always take me fishing and I remember vividly him once selling carp to a black man and Asian man. This is about how the conversation went:
Me: Why did you sell the fish?
Cousin: They aint good eatin'.
Me: Then why did that man buy it?
Cousin: It's a N' fish. N's like carp.
Me: Then why did that Chinese man buy one the other day?
Cousin: C's (another word for a weakness in one's armor) like to eat N fish too.
Me: Oh.
This was one of the most valuable lessons I ever learned.
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Post by The River Assassin on May 20, 2008 7:17:08 GMT -5
Damn you Stubbs, I literally have pepsi dripping from my nose right now. That is some of the funniest crap I have read in a long time.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 20, 2008 9:12:11 GMT -5
Asains will pay for the gar too.
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Post by The River Assassin on May 20, 2008 9:16:42 GMT -5
When I was a kid if we caught a big gar we would trade with the black bbq owners for sausage and brisket.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 20, 2008 9:46:11 GMT -5
hahaha...I don't doubt that at all. Back when Southlake and Keller were still in the country and hadn't been overrun by yankees and greed my uncle would always take me down to Bear Creek to go fishing. It probably runs through a private golf course now but it used to be pretty rough-looking in areas. Anyway, one time he hooked this gar that was about 3.5-4 feet long and this old Asian man was there just going all apeshit for the fish. He was about waist deep in the water trying to help my uncle bring it in. Finally the line just snapped and it swam away and I swear that old man looked like God had just went all Job on his family. I bet he was ready to withdraw his life savings for that nasty fish.
I've actually heard they aren't that bad but since I don't particularly care for fish in the first place I'll pass.
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Post by The River Assassin on May 20, 2008 9:55:08 GMT -5
I've had it once and it is terrible. Very oily, tough, and tastes like dirt.
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Post by sully on May 20, 2008 9:58:02 GMT -5
I've had it once and it is terrible. Very oily, tough, and tastes like dirt. Sounds like most asian food... |
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Post by The River Assassin on May 20, 2008 10:08:13 GMT -5
hahahaha nice
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Post by Ticket Mouse on May 20, 2008 10:08:17 GMT -5
Also heard they are very salty.
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fischer
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Post by fischer on May 20, 2008 16:11:25 GMT -5
that depends on how much salt you put on it.
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