also, they love us in japan

[¡oh holy shit no!]

日本はもうすぐゴールデンウィークですが、アメリカでは５月下旬に Memorial Day Weekend っていう祝日があるようで、テキサスのバンデラでは Best In Texas Music Fest and Chili Cookoff というイベントがあるそうです。
出演者見ると濃～～いテキサスミュージックという感じですが、こんなんも一度行ってみたいもんですね～。

*Rodney Parker & 50 Peso Reward

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Japan already immediately is Golden Week holidays, but in order in America in late May the Memorial Day Weekend for there to be a holiday which is said, with Texas [bandera] there is an event, Best In Texas Music Fest and Chili Cookoff, so is.
When the coming out orator you see, the ~~ it is densely and it is the feeling, Texas music, but don't you think? the potato which such a it is one time tries going it is, the ~.

*Rodney Parker & 50 Peso Reward

[¡oh holy shit no!]

i also got this translation:

Japan already immediately is golden weak, but in order in America in late May the Memorial Day Weekend っ て for there to be a holiday which is said, with Texas バンデラ there is an event, Best In Texas Music Fest and Chili Cookoff, so is. When the performer you see, it is dense? ? It is and it is the feeling, Texas music, but such a it is one time we would like to try going rubbing, the shank? . *Rodney Parker & 50 Peso Reward

i don't know which one i like better.

[Ticket Mouse]

So he's a gay speaker or a perverted knife maker...man, that's a toss up.

[galindoza]

"rubbing the shank" one is better. but "coming out orator" one has its moments.

[¡oh holy shit no!]

which one is truer?

[galindoza]

when you rub the shank it comes out the orator?

or

when you rub the shank the orator comes out?