fischer
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Post by fischer on Dec 4, 2008 11:15:33 GMT -5
I love the spork.
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Post by karilou on Dec 4, 2008 11:20:20 GMT -5
the spork is quite possibly the greatest invention ever. who would have ever thought to combine the stabbing power of a fork with the scooping power of a spoon. genius i tell you.
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Post by sully on Dec 4, 2008 11:55:52 GMT -5
My only problem with the spork is I tend to dig in a little too forcefully and often break it, and other plastic ware at the bottom of the handle.
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Post by karilou on Dec 4, 2008 11:56:31 GMT -5
you must be gentle with the spork. its not meant to be used when eating steak dear.
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Post by ¡oh holy shit no! on Dec 4, 2008 12:00:25 GMT -5
my only problem with the spork is that it doesn't come as actual silverware for me to have at home. i would use only that if it did.
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Post by karilou on Dec 4, 2008 12:02:47 GMT -5
sounds like an entreprenuerial (sp) challenge for you sir
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Post by ¡oh holy shit no! on Dec 4, 2008 12:03:14 GMT -5
nah. too lazy.
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Post by duckbutter on Dec 4, 2008 12:03:10 GMT -5
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Post by duckbutter on Dec 4, 2008 12:05:31 GMT -5
With the widespread use of sporks today, great thought has gone as to the origin of the spork.
There are two primary theories:
1. The Creation Theory
During the middle of the 20th century, God finally completed his greatest inventional feat, the spork. After the first spork was created, God stepped back, looked at it and smiled, for saw that it was good. Delighted with his ingenuity, God embarked to produce them in mass quantities and give them to the people of the world, fulfilling the forgotten clause in his covenent with the peoples of Abraham. Thus, there are now billions of Sporks worldwide, to the satasfaction of all.
2. The Evolution Theory
By the time God made his invention of the spork, the people of the earth were already using forks, spoons, and knives. God realized that much of what he had already done for mankind was brought about gradually, making it easier for his peoples to adapt to the revolutionary changes. Therefore, he gradually guided the plastic-ware engineers of the world to make more spoonlike forks, and finally, by the mid-20th centry, the almighty design was complete. This design was called a Spork, and when God heard it, he was happy (wouldn't you be?).
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Dec 4, 2008 12:28:22 GMT -5
you must be gentle with the spork. its not meant to be used when eating steak dear. Trust me NO plasticwear is appropriate to use when eating steak...right Fischer? |
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Post by fischer on Dec 4, 2008 14:07:39 GMT -5
i guess.
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Post by cowtownmike on Dec 4, 2008 14:28:50 GMT -5
I think that was a reference to the fiesta at Casa de Fischer? Matt tried to cut his steak with a plastic fork for some reason?
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Post by karilou on Dec 4, 2008 14:33:29 GMT -5
i figured there had to be a story behind it...
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fischer
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Post by fischer on Dec 4, 2008 14:39:30 GMT -5
I don't remember such trivial things.
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Post by P. Marf on Dec 4, 2008 14:45:06 GMT -5
I do, the fork shattered across the table. I think a prong or something landed on my plate. Needless to say he went with a more durable material after that.
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