cowtownmike
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I done been thru the scruggles.
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Post by cowtownmike on Apr 14, 2008 18:25:37 GMT -5
Former Ranger and friend of the Ticket, Gabe Kapler has 4 home runs in 26 bats for the Milwaukee Brewers.
He was managing minor league baseball last year.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Apr 14, 2008 18:38:25 GMT -5
He will be released in mid-June with 5 hrs and a .120 avg in 140 ABs.
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cowtownmike
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Post by cowtownmike on Apr 14, 2008 18:42:55 GMT -5
...and promptly picked up by your Texas Rangers the worst situational hitting team in baseball.
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Post by The River Assassin on Apr 14, 2008 22:52:10 GMT -5
...and promptly picked up by your Texas Rangers the worst situational hitting team in baseball. Damn, harsh but true. |
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sully
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Post by sully on Apr 15, 2008 9:24:33 GMT -5
Very true. Once our pitching all starts looking like Jason Jennings, they'll be nothing more to keep me going. If we were hitting, we'd be pretty good right now.
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fischer
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Post by fischer on Apr 15, 2008 9:42:35 GMT -5
that is like saying:
if we didn't suck...we wouldn't suck.
But it is true.
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Post by The River Assassin on Apr 15, 2008 11:06:04 GMT -5
If the Queen had balls she would be the King.
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Apr 15, 2008 12:39:32 GMT -5
I always heard it as "if grandma had balls she'd be grandpa" but same difference.
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jaf
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Post by jaf on Apr 15, 2008 16:35:31 GMT -5
wasn't he the hot one that use to play outfield for the rangers.....
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Apr 15, 2008 16:36:01 GMT -5
But he's Jewish and is going to hell...
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cowtownmike
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Post by cowtownmike on Apr 15, 2008 16:38:37 GMT -5
wasn't he the hot one that use to play outfield for the rangers..... no, that was Juan Beniquez.  |
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Apr 15, 2008 16:50:35 GMT -5
I thought it was Wayne the Train Tolleson???
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jaf
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Post by jaf on Apr 15, 2008 16:52:33 GMT -5
ohhh sexy afro
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Post by Ticket Mouse on Apr 15, 2008 17:00:34 GMT -5
Did you ever see when John had one a few years ago?
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cowtownmike
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Post by cowtownmike on Apr 15, 2008 17:13:02 GMT -5
Wayne Tolleson was an infielder. C'mon Matt, you're better than that.  |
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